Gulf Club loses his swing
While some have decided that the Gulf of America (C8) is the distance between Donald’s ears, John Lees of Castlecrag sees a cultural dilemma: “If the name of that gulf must have changed from” Mexico “to” America “, it will present problems for the singers (mostly written by the Americans) who include” the gulf “in texts. Strait to align the words with music.”
“The real reason why Donald Trump has imposed a rate on the island of Norfolk three times greater than the rest of Australia as a conservation measure,” says John Glaister of Buderim. “A local fish, very sought after by fishermen, is the trumpeter (known as Sweetlips in other parts of Australia). The rate is designed to protect Trump (ETER) from exploitation. Simpuca.”
Both Linda Haselhurst by Little Bay and Ermingon’s Anne Cook suggest a safe way to give Andrew Cohen to Fruit a medication. While Anne offers “a short dip in a bowl of water and vinegar”, Linda says she “make an effective trap with a little wine or old vinegar (it can be watered a little) in a jar or a bottle and a drop of washing solution to break the surface tension. The flies land, fall and drown.”
Peter Craig of Dulwich Hill is aware of another non -toxic method for parasites: “half a life ago, while we went on vacation in the Solomon islands, my wife and I met a fascinating couple, Tom and Terre, who were caught for the oceans in a chicken track. The eggs were delicious!”
“Fellow Queenslander, Michael Phillips (C8), noticed his” relationship “with Queen and Prince Filippo last Friday,” says Roger Lenehan by Eagle Heights (QLD). “I too have a relationship that I am very proud of. The cousin of my stepfather, Anne Howe, married Peter Sellers. The wedding ended in 1963 and some time later he married Britt Ekland. This, of course, makes me a relative of Brittt.”
Do it and buy it. Just ask Glenhaven’s SEPPO Raw: “While on golf balls (C8), I have a good authority that Swing City in Norwest offers a new product: the golf ball for Mancini”.
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