Pay attention to the March Bulldozer dig the 6 craziest stories of the month

March has long been a “bad reputation” similar to Joan Jett, initially due to the assassination of Julius Cesar. It is here that many people get one of the few Latin phrases they know: “Et you, Brutus?” Or approximately, “You too, Brutus?” This year we also witnessed the princesses with similar bad repetitions. The media career of the princess of aspiring Meghan Markle has undergone another blow with her home show in Netflix. And the Disney Princess Rachel Zegler has played “Snow White” remake.

Living up to the bad reputation gives us the First item In our month of mad:

1. Highway to Hell: The road to hell is literally paved with good intentions. When the liberals hear the word Amazon, they think it is a huge and important entity that they want to destroy. No, I’m not talking about the dealer owned by Jeff Bezos. I’m talking about the South American jungle, near the site of the last fake meeting of climate change.

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To satisfy the 50,000 participants in this year’s climatic top, Brazil has sculpted an eight miles motorway through the jungle so that they could drive towards their destination, probably in SUV that challenge the gas. They called the Jungle-Wrecking Road the Avenida Liberdade or Avenue of Liberty. More evidence than climate-gooders prefer to do good and that are good.

2. Choose your fighter: Video games have played countless versions of one-to-one combat game, such as “Street Fighter” and “Mortal Kombat”. In an attempt to improve their social media game, Seven Democrat Congresswomen have been included in a short video assembly entitled “Choose your fighter”. The video presented important dem that appeared on the screen with the A-Flyin fists’. The text under each “character” is certainly memorable: as “hates balloons” and “not in hair tincture”. Among the owners of himself there were the representative of New York Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (“Trekkie”) and the representative of Texas Jasmine Crockett (“Not a Morning Person”).

ABC News has accredited “an influencer of food and well -being that participated in the creators of the Democrats of the Chamber” for creating the worst video of 2025 – so far. The result was so embarrassing that even the anchor of the CNN Abby Phillip said: “It seems to be only inviting to ridicule”. If you have lost the CNN, who stayed to you?

3. Cheeto of power: The world campaign to separate silly people from money does not always involve Las Vegas or bets on the madness of March. Sometimes, it is the purchase of something simple as a cheese. According to the Associated Press, “a beloved Pokémon Charizard cheese has sold up for a total cost of $ 87,840”. The “Flamin ‘Hot Cheet” 3 lengths “had 60 auction offers. It is not like the ownership of the cheese gives the fire attack of Charizard or even its flight capacity. It is only a stale cheese that has cost as much as a reversal of the house Much of the United States Difficult to swallow.

4. Turtle Time: Let’s say that Turtles and many Americans begin to think of Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo. In general, we are not thinking of a mental health consultative committee that helps the ORGON Health Authority Director. Unfortunately, this is 2025 and JD Holt is one of the “consumers” on the panel. Holt went to “JD Terapin” on Facebook, and apparently is not based on the University of Maryland Fandom. Holt declared during a virtual meeting of December 20, “I use it, they and the turtle for my pronouns”.

Gender Wiki, the Wikipedia of invented genres, includes references to “Turtlegender” or even “Tortoisegender” how to have a special tie for turtles. I bet you were dying to know. This is Oregon, one of the least known stops along the yellow brick road. During a meeting on December 17, another member said he was “Luke a shot”. Your dollars of tax taxes.

5. And speaking of turtles: If you flight anywhere (not with your Charizard), you have passed the TSA research. Perhaps this story will make us all a little more understanding for TSA employees. A Pennsylvania man tried to smuggle a living, five -inch turtle Through the safety of the airport hiding it in the pants. Now, the only turtles I am familiar with are turtles and surely you shouldn’t put them in the pants.

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Here’s where you could only find a little sympathy for TSA. According to AP, “the turtle has been confiscated and it is not clear if the turtle was the animal of man or because he had it in the pants”. Thomas Carter, TSA Federal Security Director for New Jersey, had to respond to this on the record. Non -terrorism, only turtles. “As far as we could say, the turtle has not been damaged by man’s actions.” If Elon Musk brings Doge to New Jersey, Carter will have to declare the turtle as one of the successes of his week.

6. Journalist Fight Club: My research to keep an eye on “journalists” of the far left He takes me to the Washington Post’s editorialist and former publisher of global opinions Karen Attiah. It is always active on social networks, blaming racism for almost everything and even invoking astrology to indicate the fall of the American empire. But she replied to a satirical post on “Faculty Fight Night”, with the memorable line, “I would like to do a medium/journalism/writer combat night!”

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In his post “lol” on the subject, he added, “perhaps instead of the Dinner of the correspondent of the White House (Sic)We should simply risk charity / mutual support. “Now, this is entertainment. Think about it, the media defender of the CNN Brian Stelter against the angry former television conductor Sportscastter transformed on TV, has transformed anything Keith Olbermann now. Bride,” They should fight “, to pain!”

Thanks, March, six examples of bad repetitions and so many people who help to make everything happen. In the words of the jett banger of a song, “bad reputation”, “an ‘I will never care for my bad reputation.” Perhaps now that some people in the media should start taking care. Until they do it, at least they can have fun.

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