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See triple? No, it’s not just you

We all know the German word Doppelgänger, and if you don’t do it, we think “Dead Ringer”. They are the people who, if not exact of other people’s replicas, so close that they could almost confuse the mother. At least, although not necessarily known, they could almost be brothers or sisters. Think for example Hugh Grant and Phil Michelson.

My question: what is the word for this when three people associated with the only team seem very similar: a Triplegänger? I refer to one of the greats of Parramatta, Brett Kenny and two of the stars of the current team: Zac Lomax and Shaun Lane. At least, if I didn’t know it better, they believe that Lomax and Lane could be brothers, yes, and the great Brett Kenny is their good father? Take a look and tell me I’m wrong.

If another arrives with the eels, I imagine instead of a quadgäng, will it not be enough that we can simply call it a Gäng? And you’re right. Here in Tff, we really face the big problems.

Eager to take a dip? Here’s how

Look, when it comes to the largest double back-free back in the world in the massive position of pike, resulting in a horrible flop of belly that splashes everyone everywhere, I think we all know that this week a record has been established that will last for centuries.

It would be the president of the United States Donald Trump, of course. He was about to build a tariff wall and have everyone, wherever he paid him, and he would never have had the cave, just to find that the rates are taxes on your people and so decided-even if Wall Street fell 19 % on his economic genius most, except that “Chin-Ah”, which can crog of 145 %. The move had everything: backflip, flop flop, huge splashes of Te-Know-what they cover everyone.

Genius, I tell you! But don’t get started.

The point in the sports pages is: should you want to emulate Trump and make the largest splash as possible while immersing yourself in the water, how do you actually do it? Think for a moment.

Would it be ignored the signs of “No race, no jump, no bombing” in the pool and unleash a “bomb” landing on the bottom and cratering from there, to let the girls look? (Oh, go ahead with you. We all did it when we were 10 years old, right?) Or it would be better to use the immersion table
And try to be like Steve Roach to make a real flop of belly, using the belly to make the central jump?
Did you solve it?

I’ll wait. . .

Pens down. The answer, strangely enough, was provided this week by my friend James Woodford with the connection to a piece in which he wrote New scientistat the end of last year.

The answer is this:

“To make the largest sprayed when immersing yourself in the water, the secret seems to be using the Manu technique practiced by the Maori of New Zealand. This involves bending you so that the torso and legs make a V -shape while falling and making sure that the buttocks hit the water first.”

But here’s the key. Just as you hit the water, open those legs and roll back to maximize the cavity of the air created by the blow and the subsequent sketch while the water rushes again.

An academic of the Georgia Institute of Technology, Pankaj Rohilla, and his colleagues studied him widely.

“When a solid object, including humans, falls or jumps into the water, walks away the water and creates a large aerial cavity”, Rohilla is mentioned by Woodford. “The pushed water is deceived and then accelerates inwards, guided by the floating force and meets in the center with high speed, which is called the collapse cavity.
The convergence of the flow generates a powerful vertical liquid jet known as “Worthington Jet”. “

The rest is scientific incomprehensible above my degree of pay, but you get the drift. Press first with the buttocks and legs spread about 45 degrees. The moment you hit, roll back and spread the wider legs. Get applause from everyone, unlike the derision for belly flows with back-Flip, as burned by Trump.

What they said

Spanish amateur Jose Luis BallesterTaking the piss, or at least one of them, to the masters: “I completely forgot that we had those toilets to the left of the tee box. And then they are like, I really need to pee. I really didn’t know where to go, and … I’m like, I’m going to sneak here The river and people probably wouldn’t see me so much, and then they beat me. Probably one of the applause that I really got very strong today, so it was a little fun. “

Melbourne Storm Coach Craig Bellamy On Jahrome Hughes that comes back from a broken hand: “But he raised his hand and wanted to play.”

North Melbourne Coach Alastair Clarkson: “We will roll the sleeves, we will collect the pieces, the sun will arrive tomorrow – it does not feel like at the moment, but we will return to work.” An excellent plan, if they had the sleeves.

Zac Lomax On the first victory of Sealing Parramatta with a Field Goal in Golden Point: “I just had to do the job. The worst thing is that you go for a field goal and a lack, and it is a restart of 20 meters. I had to do it and thank God we did, we were due to a victory.”

Premier of Western Australia Roger Cook: “Given our position on the edge of the Indian Ocean and in the same time zone of 60 % of the world population, the strategic value of a part of western Australia should be evident for the nrl. Unfortunately, like some people from the East, the NRO seems to see WA only as a potential cash cow.” Do people in Mongolia more likely to look at Perth because it is in the same time zone? Discuss.

Wratahs skipper Hugh Sinclair After Beama by Sea Pasifika were: “Either they had the special juice halfway through time or we remained in the changes in half time.”

St Kilda Player Jack Higgins Spending a week in Adelaide: “No, I don’t like Adelaide, so I will probably be in my room playing Call of Duty with the boys.” The mind amazes.

Golfist Ryan McCormick Disputing the closed mouth, to overcome his problems of anger: “So I thought I had tried many things and I thought about ideas.”

Capital of Washington Alex Ovechkin On an overcoming by Wayne Gretzky to become the leader of all time of the NHL: “What time for the hockey, what time for myself. Finally nobody will ask me to” when will you do it? “”

Darts Player Luke HumphriesAfter commenting on the Darts program: “It will be the last time that I will never have confessed my true feelings for the public. Everything I say or never seems to be good enough for anyone. Until nobody complains when we all give the same answers in interviews such as robots and not our real feelings, then everyone will be happy or usually will still find a way to make us moan.” Welcome to the big time, Luke!

Team of the week

Justin Rose. He leads the masters of three shots after the first round. Rory Mcilroy was looking for the goods to challenge before the double Bogey twice in the final holes to be seven shots out of the rhythm after 18 holes.

Will Pucovski. The Australian cricket player retired from the cricket after too many brain emotions: a sad story of a cricket Moot to be one of the greats, just for the things that are bad.

Ghaith Nadir. Channel 10 Cameraman was hit in the head by Peter Dutton’s loose football.

Maddra Levi. It could be the best footballer in the country. At least, his statistics are Lady Bradmanesque, having just last weekend at Singapore Sevens marked his 203rd attempt for the Australian Rugby 7S 7S team, in the trial becoming the first Australian to overcome the sign of 200. Our women won silver, losing 31-7 in New Zealand in the final.

Bulldogs. A perfect 5 of 5, at the top of the nrl scale, seem the goods this year – with the storm and the broncos the most likely they discuss the launch.

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