Uber’s Annual Lost and Found List Includes a Mannequin Head and Chain Saw
It may surprise some to learn that New York is the most forgotten city when it comes to driving the actions. So says Uber, who published his annual ninth Lost index and found – A hilarious, surprising and occasionally gross stuff list that cyclists left back by car last year. (Miami, Chicago, Los Angeles and Washington, DC, were close behind New York in oblivion.)
In reporting the data, the giant of San Francisco Ride-Share also noticed that he was doing it just as the planet Mercury was coming out of retrograde, to Time Astroologers has an effect on oblivion.
Only on April 5, over 7000 cyclists reported lost objects last year.
“Things become glitches” during a retrograde of Mercury, said Quinn Cox, an author and astrologer based in Provincetown, Mass. This explains the April issue, but there was no clear cosmic logic for the reason why people lost more things on October 26, according to Uber report, who on any other day of the year, added, “even if it is a birthday of Hollory Clinton.”
The volume can be a factor in the amount of losses suffered by the New Yorkers. Perhaps there is also the stress of the congestion rates to consider or the needs of living in a demanding and absurdly expensive metropolis.
Yet people around the world lost their things in shares and do so with a surprising specificity, according to data assembled by Uber. It can help you know when the house will be released on Mondays that you are more likely to lose the gloves on a dance on that day compared to any other. Tuesday, they are jackets. Wednesday are medicines. Take your umbrella if you happen to greet a Uber on Thursday or Friday. On Saturday, keep your cowboy hat.
Because Peak debit paper losses are destined to remain a mystery, as well as the Uber Lost & Found index. Doesn’t it matter how passengers forget these objects: why do passengers go aboard a vehicle with a urinator, a turtle, a chain saw or a mannequin head with human hair?
Where are the cyclists direct, with things like 15 hookahs, a tassidermio rabbit or a Viking horn drinks?
“From the heads of Wayward Mannequin to the lobster lives, this year the Uber cyclists have left some truly unforgettable objects,” said Camiel Irving, vice -president of Uber operations and general manager of mobility for the United States and Canada, in a note.
Reached by phone in her office in Boston, Mrs. Irving added that, given that the cyclists of “billions of Uber travel” take annually, things would inevitably be lost. “I recently left a Bottega Veneta portfolio” in a Uber, said Mrs. Irving. “You can imagine that there has been some stress with that.” The recovery of the object was easy, he added: “A short text in the app and I only had to get out briefly from a meeting, which I was more than happy to do”.
There is no little chance that the same Uber drivers (less than all 80,000 in New York represented by the Guild of independent drivers) can forget some of the many unpleasant objects that passengers bring and leave. Who could-when a stranger in some way inadvertently abandon a bucket of beans with five gallons or 175 hamburger cursors or a combined tent plate of bojangles chicken or a cartoon of sunny delight ice cream in your car?
“Today I had two sets of glasses, headphones, keys, telephones,” said Diston Salina, 29 years old, a Uber driver in the last nine years to which it was asked to lose objects during a recent lap. “Once I had lost wallets back,” he said.
Although occasionally not nervous by lost objects (“Once, some people in the Bronx left Pocket Hkekers and I was, how, Whoa.”), Mr. Salina generally takes the running thread.
“People leave liqueur, beer, good bottles of wine,” he added. “Believe me, they are calling me for this.”
The extent that the cans appear on the lost and found index suggests that many Uber cyclists could be in blur frames even before they find their destinations on the app in Pollice. A chain inventory of drinks found in car Uber last year-a bottle of Gray Gallon, for example; a case of white claw; Or a fifth of Remy Martin Cognac in a bag with a little lemonade Mr. Pure Peach-Ammonta at an alcoholic consumption profile or a testimony of the racks of life of the 21st century.
Considering the pure volume of convocations, privileges, divorce documents and legal documents that Uber also lists among things commonly lost in transit, mercury hardly needs to be retrograde for cyclists to request a drink.
